Is it the Terrible two's? That he's a true Stinker (aka naughty)? Or that I just have no patience? Which is it?!?
"Hudson, wait for mom" (who is walking up the stairs by himself, and KNOWS he isn't allowed to do this on his own)
He ignores me and continues up the stairs.
"Hudson, wait for mom...if you fall down you'll get a really big boo-boo" I say with more authority in my voice.
Still not listening.
"HUDSON WAIT FOR MOMMMM!!!" voice of "devil-psycho-mom-from-hell" is yelling.
This happens often throughout the day lately.
"Hudson be careful"
"Hudson be careful, your head is close to banging the table"
"HUDSON BE CAREFUL, GODDAMMIT!" (Okay I don't say that last word, but it's implied in my voice).
"Hudson hold my hand in the parking lot"
"Hudson hold my hand in the parking lot there are cars coming"
"HUDSON HOLD MY HANDDDD!" I say and grab his wrist and hold on tight even though his body is writhing and anyone within view probably thinks I've just kidnapped this kid who is trying desperately to run away from me.
I swear to God, both Hudson and Bosco don't listen to me unless I sound really really mad. Really really mad.