Edouard: I hate black guys now.
Me: NEVER EVER say that again Edouard! That is so so bad! I can't believe you would say that!
Edouard: Why? It's true.
Me: How would you feel if someone said they hated you because you're Korean?!?
Victor: Edouard said he hated "black ice"
Me: laughs head off, relieved that my nephew isn't racist.
And in retrospect, I guess that made way more sense considering we had JUST been talking about the car accident I got into this winter.